Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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