please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
