For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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