you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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