oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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