glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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