Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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