My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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