Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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