Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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