i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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