stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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