6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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