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mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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