Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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