And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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