I'll bet she douches with gravy.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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