So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
