i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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