Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
there's paper in my vomit.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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