That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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