it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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