You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
