Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My dick has a subreddit
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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