Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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