Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
My first STD was from a foam party
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
two words...techno handjob
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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