Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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