No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
She's the barista slut.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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