When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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