Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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