I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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