i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Randomize
