Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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