What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Randomize
