I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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