Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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