can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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