I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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