people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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