it wasn't lemon gatorade
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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