is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
