i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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