Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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