just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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