I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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