All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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