Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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