It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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