Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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