id be glad to
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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