Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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