How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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