I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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