I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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