"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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