Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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