is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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