Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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